First Comes Love… So Dick’s sister recently went through a divorce. Actually, she’s still in the process of getting the divorce, but she moved into her own home over six months ago and the paperwork should be final in less than two months. She is slightly younger than Dick- she’s 31. We really hoped that [...]
eHarmony Strikes Again!
by Jane Online on March 10, 2011 in Dating, Family, Jane Said..., Relationships, Uncategorized
The Sex Just Keeps Getting Better
by Jane Online on January 31, 2011 in Jane Said..., Relationships, Sex, Uncategorized
This post will be short and sweet. Dick and I had sex like rabbits all weekend long. Horny rabbits, at that. We had a dry spell for one week while we were doing some renovations, simply because we were exhausted. We more than made up for it over the weekend. He gave me such a [...]
I’m in to having sex, I ain’t in to making love…
by Dick Online on January 17, 2011 in Dick Said..., Sex
Anyone recognize the title of this post. That’s right, it’s a snippit from the song In Da Club by 50 Cent. It’s also how Jane and I think of our love life, I mean sex life. It’s almost like we are so excited about each other we can’t take things slowly, we just ravage each [...]
My Raging Hormones & Our First Fight
by Jane Online on January 17, 2011 in Jane Said..., Living Together, Relationships, Sex, Uncategorized
The Quick and Dirty As Dick had mentioned in his previous post, I’ve gone off the birth control pill after nearly 20 years on it. That means for basically my entire adult life, I’ve had synthetic hormones coursing through my veins. Try pulling the plug on that. The Result Sadness. Irritability. Self doubt. Anger. Headaches. [...]
Herpes- Everybody’s Doin’ It
by Jane Online on January 1, 2011 in Jane Said..., Relationships, Sex, Uncategorized
Shhhhhhh….. So. I have a big reveal. My boyfriend of six years before I met Dick gave me the gift that keeps on givin’. The big “H”, . Yes, the jerk gave me Herpes. In his defense, he didn’t know he had them because, like a lot of people who carry the virus, he didn’t [...]
Say Good-Bye to Birth Control!
by Dick Online on December 27, 2010 in Children, Dick Said..., Family, Sex
Jane has been on the pill for about 20 years. While we have only been dating for four months, we know we are going to get married and start our own family together. The only question was – When? The answer is now. When you know, you know… Jane and I have discussed having a [...]
Match Point
by Jane Online on December 21, 2010 in Dating, Jane Said..., Living Together, Relationships, Uncategorized
Being Equals So I’ve been feeling pretty great lately. I’ve felt lighter than I have in years. I think I’ve figured out why. It might boil down to finally having met my match. This might sound pretty simple, but think about it. Have you ever met your match on all levels? Have [...]
See Spot Run
by Jane Online on December 20, 2010 in Jane Said..., Living Together
The Insta-Fam When Dick and I moved in together a few months ago, he brought with him his three year old Portuguese Waterdog, Spot. Spot has been through a lot this past year. The revealing of a gay Mommy, which caused the separation of Dick from his then wife, which meant Spot would be split [...]
Meeting His Friends at the Xmas Party
by Jane Online on December 20, 2010 in Friends, Jane Said...
Although I had met a few of Dick’s friends once or twice before the annual xmas party, they were only for short stints which barely counted as I learned nothing more about my beloved’s past than I had already known. I wanted some down and dirty homegrown gossip about his wild child days and I [...]
Sex While Menstruating
by Jane Online on December 18, 2010 in Jane Said..., Sex
So. It’s that time of month again. Luckily Dick doesn’t mind his nether region looking like the aftermath of a bloody massacre after we’ve done the deed. I don’t think I could survive a relationship with a dude who got grossed out at the thought of getting his dipstick dirty in the oil. First of [...]
Dick & Jane...
We're like your neighbours next door. You know, the ones that you think are sweet and innocent. Then one day you learn something new about them and think, oh my god, they did that! Snoop around and learn everything we do. After all, we're not that different from you. Are we?

